Jess's after six sexcapade diet

Jess and Paul arrived at Mongolia they met President Nambaryn Enkhbaya. They discuss the issue of Spratly Islands and its effect on China and Philippine ties.

At the Mongolian Parliamentary cafeteria Jess, Paul and the President are drinking C2 iced-t while Paul ordered barbecue.

Jess: Dear Mr. President, what is your comment on the Spratly dispute of China and Philippines?
Mongolian President: You know claiming Spratly Islands is difficult because you need to consider three issues that must be understood by citizens and state leaders.
1. The power trip of China in Asia, against America's influence.
2. Its oil resources. and lastly,
3. Military Base
Paul: So meaning to say you will not support Philippines in fighting for its claims?
Mongolian President: I think I have enough domestic problems to solve. And besides I think Mongolia is sufficient in its natural resources. I am not insecure for the future of our country.
Jess: Really! Can I migrate here?
Mongolian President: Of course, only one thing Mongolians don't like noisy people. Hehe...
Paul: Mr. President do you believe that the location of your country is very strategic for any militarization effort against super powers like China and Russia?
Mongolian President: Of course! But you know we don't have money to develop nuclear power. We rely on our foreign ties and agreements for world security.
Jess: Oh really, so I suppose I can be a star in your country?
Paul: Jess, please don't make a scene. You see that sword the Presidential guard is holding? it can stuck up your ass.
Mongolian President: So guys thank you for visiting my humble country hope to see you both soon. Say regards to your President I always watch her on CNN. She is actually very cute.
Jess: Visit our country we have lots of midgets that are not only cut but smart too.

The President laughed. They left the parliamentary cafeteria bringing with them a sword of peace from the head of state.

Paul took his wristwatch and held the hand of Jess they flew to Saudi Arabia.

Trip to the Church

On a bright Sunday morning of March 15, 2009 Jess and Paul went to attend mass at Mount Carmel in New Manila, QC. As they were transporting from their spaceship a newsboy approach them.

Newsboy: Sir, News po! 18 lang
Jess: Ok! wala bang discount?
Paul: Hey man, it's just 18 pesos mura na nga eh. Kuripot mo talaga!
Jess: hay paul, nasusugatan na ang ass ko dahil mas mahal pa ang tissue compared to the newspaper.
Paul: haha...

After the mass, both of them went to a coffeeshop to relax. Jess is wearing a blue t-shirt and Paul red.

Paul: Obama called madam gloria, wow feeling ko 1 meter and extension ng neck ni madam.
Jess: Hindi lang yan, mag kakaron na daw tayo ng sariling nuclar power plant.
Paul: I thought it was close after the Aquino Admin?
Jess: Kaya nga bubuksan ulit dahil daw baka mag ka power stortage tayo in 2010 elections so they are preparing.
Paul: bakit tatakbo ba ulit si Ramos?
Jess: Well, if Danding C. is in power dahil board member sya ng Meralco siguro their clan has enough money to revive the bataan power plant diba, and please noh mag hire naman sila ng magaling na constitutional lawyer, famous envionmentalist and a canon lawyer too.
Paul: haha...I just hope walang mga pinoy mutant na lalabas sa TV Patrol after maging operational yan.
Jess: Oo nga I remember sa Japan marami namatay 2 daw. Diba ikaw swerte mo lang nakaligtas ka? haha...
Paul: Oo na mutant ako, e ikaw diba may kambal ka na ahas?
Jess: haha... at least normal ako.
Paul: Next issue bago kita malusaw sa aking unique powers.
Jess: I am tired na eh. Lets go to Bataan.
Paul: Next time Jess... lets go to Mongolia...

Paul took his wristwatch and at a flash of light they disappeared.

Welcome to the world of Jess and Paul

Hi! I'm Jess, a self-proclaimed Filipino discreet bisexual who loves eating, watching movies and sex. Hi! I am Paul, self-proclaimed Japanese/Filipino straight guy who enjoys painting, writing and philosophizing. 

We live in a secret world wherein everything is free. To be a member one should be androgynous, free of bias and most of all can unconditionally live without fear of immortality. 

Welcome to our world. Enjoy!

Jess&Paul :-)