On a bright Sunday morning of March 15, 2009 Jess and Paul went to attend mass at Mount Carmel in New Manila, QC. As they were transporting from their spaceship a newsboy approach them.
Newsboy: Sir, News po! 18 lang
Jess: Ok! wala bang discount?
Paul: Hey man, it's just 18 pesos mura na nga eh. Kuripot mo talaga!
Jess: hay paul, nasusugatan na ang ass ko dahil mas mahal pa ang tissue compared to the newspaper.
Paul: haha...
After the mass, both of them went to a coffeeshop to relax. Jess is wearing a blue t-shirt and Paul red.
Paul: Obama called madam gloria, wow feeling ko 1 meter and extension ng neck ni madam.
Jess: Hindi lang yan, mag kakaron na daw tayo ng sariling nuclar power plant.
Paul: I thought it was close after the Aquino Admin?
Jess: Kaya nga bubuksan ulit dahil daw baka mag ka power stortage tayo in 2010 elections so they are preparing.
Paul: bakit tatakbo ba ulit si Ramos?
Jess: Well, if Danding C. is in power dahil board member sya ng Meralco siguro their clan has enough money to revive the bataan power plant diba, and please noh mag hire naman sila ng magaling na constitutional lawyer, famous envionmentalist and a canon lawyer too.
Paul: haha...I just hope walang mga pinoy mutant na lalabas sa TV Patrol after maging operational yan.
Jess: Oo nga I remember sa Japan marami namatay 2 daw. Diba ikaw swerte mo lang nakaligtas ka? haha...
Paul: Oo na mutant ako, e ikaw diba may kambal ka na ahas?
Jess: haha... at least normal ako.
Paul: Next issue bago kita malusaw sa aking unique powers.
Jess: I am tired na eh. Lets go to Bataan.
Paul: Next time Jess... lets go to Mongolia...
Paul took his wristwatch and at a flash of light they disappeared.
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