At the Mongolian Parliamentary cafeteria Jess, Paul and the President are drinking C2 iced-t while Paul ordered barbecue.
Jess: Dear Mr. President, what is your comment on the Spratly dispute of China and Philippines?
Mongolian President: You know claiming Spratly Islands is difficult because you need to consider three issues that must be understood by citizens and state leaders.
1. The power trip of China in Asia, against America's influence.
2. Its oil resources. and lastly,
3. Military Base
Paul: So meaning to say you will not support Philippines in fighting for its claims?
Mongolian President: I think I have enough domestic problems to solve. And besides I think Mongolia is sufficient in its natural resources. I am not insecure for the future of our country.
Jess: Really! Can I migrate here?
Mongolian President: Of course, only one thing Mongolians don't like noisy people. Hehe...
Paul: Mr. President do you believe that the location of your country is very strategic for any militarization effort against super powers like China and Russia?
Mongolian President: Of course! But you know we don't have money to develop nuclear power. We rely on our foreign ties and agreements for world security.
Jess: Oh really, so I suppose I can be a star in your country?
Paul: Jess, please don't make a scene. You see that sword the Presidential guard is holding? it can stuck up your ass.
Mongolian President: So guys thank you for visiting my humble country hope to see you both soon. Say regards to your President I always watch her on CNN. She is actually very cute.
Jess: Visit our country we have lots of midgets that are not only cut but smart too.
The President laughed. They left the parliamentary cafeteria bringing with them a sword of peace from the head of state.
Paul took his wristwatch and held the hand of Jess they flew to Saudi Arabia.
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